Welcome Citizens

Ours is a C.I.T.Y. of splendor and squalor, justice and depravity, spirit and writhing flesh. Strange sounds emanate from the C.I.T.Y. Hall, beckoning you to our finely crafted altar. 

Listen closely, for one day you too may find yourself freshly out of a loving relationship of 7.5 years, broken yet determined to start anew, renting an affordable one bedroom, half bath apartment in one of our vibrant up-and-coming neighborhoods that is “full of local flavor” and has a hot new Asian fusion bistro. You may also find that you do not like the garlic-shrimp dish, the one with too much garlic, even for a “self-proclaimed garlic lover.” You may write a middling review but decide not to post it… but you’ll still tell your friends how you felt about it at your weekly N.A. meeting. Later that night you do end up posting it. You feel bad, but you know in your heart that it’s your civic duty as a new resident of H.I.T. C.I.T.Y.

You can hear us on both the deep and shallow web, under the overpass at the edge of town, and in your very dreams when you're sleeping.